Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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