Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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