Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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