porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
it's like heaven, but drunker
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
