ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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