Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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