my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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