i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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