Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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