I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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