So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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