Your mouth is God's brothel.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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