You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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