You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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