Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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