Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Dignity is for republicans.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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