she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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