Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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