So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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