would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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