I think im going to throw up on grandma
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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