Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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