If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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