Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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