craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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