Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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