He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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