I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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