Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
