You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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