So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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