It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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