Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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