WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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