Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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