i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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