How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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