don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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