please come you make the beer taste better
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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