If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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