i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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