Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize
