Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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