I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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