At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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