I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You work out of a Hotel?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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