i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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