we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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