didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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