Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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