She announced her abortion via fbk
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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