How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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