belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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