it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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