The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
should my penis look like a turkey
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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