i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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